swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

troyesivan:

the most important conversation of our time

troyesivan:

the most important conversation of our time

ragecomics4you:

One of the funniest Family Guy momentshttp://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

One of the funniest Family Guy moments

http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

This? Oh it’s just a bread cone filled with mac n’ cheese and topped with bacon. No biggie.http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

This? Oh it’s just a bread cone filled with mac n’ cheese and topped with bacon. No biggie.

http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

  • first joined tumblr:

    woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

  • me now:

    woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

voguiest:

adayto4get:

adayto4get:

IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

last time i looked (yesterday btw) this thing had 9k notes wtf

i have been watching this for 5 minutes

voguiest:

adayto4get:

adayto4get:

IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

last time i looked (yesterday btw) this thing had 9k notes wtf

i have been watching this for 5 minutes

What a thing,
to be both starving and empty.
To ache for love—
to take the scraps from it’s table,
and yet, run sickly from the feast.

You can’t fathom why I’d
gobble your kisses but
duck your attention, please.
Understand—

Some of us have gone so long
hungry,
the idea of being full
feels worse
than the affliction.

LOVE DISORDERS AND OTHER OLD HEARTACHES, by Ashe Vernon (via latenightcornerstore)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.